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"Hello there, can I have a bottle of Miller please."

"Do you have any identification?"

"My teeth…’Cause that’s how I’ll be identified after I burn this fuckin’ place down."

-Tommy Tiernan (via wordhipster)
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If reality doesn’t meet the demands of his imagination, he just fuckin abandons it.
-Tommy Tiernan (via kiing4aday)
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It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
-Lemony Snicket (via quotes-shape-us)
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